Question 1:

I do not think government is a way for anyone, including me and my associates, to enrich ourselves!

(I proved it when I was in office ever so briefly and was told the new Boeing Air Force One would cost $1-2 billion. I said NO – much too expensive!)

WHO AM I?

Question 2:

Hint 1: I tell the world I have been a great Prosecutor running a (Bush) U.S. Prosecutors Office – BUT I have never been the ‘PROSECUTOR’ in a courtroom trial!

(I authorized DEALS we lawyers call SETTLEMENTS.)

Hint 2: I have made hundreds of thousands of dollars as a LOBBYIST!

Hint 3: In 2016, I used a rhetoric trick of Sophistry to embarrass one of the ten honest U.S. Senators into never again seeking a higher office.

(Killing off the competition is the primary activity of a NARCISSISTIC PREDATOR!)

Hint 4: I and my investment banking wife are worth tens of millions of dollars thanks to various associations with BIG GOVERNMENT!

Hint 5: I have raised tens of millions of dollars from BIG GOVERNMENT DONORS (who, unlike Common Citizens, flourish in all forms of BIG GOVERNMENT not just BIDENOMICS)!

Hint 6: Both ABC News and CNN have paid me to promote BIG GOVERNMENT (especially to SMEAR Donald Trump and any other political inconvenience to the growth of BIG GOVERNMENT for the RULING CLASS OLIGARCHY by abusing honest common people who would like their Civil Rights and Civil Liberties restored)!

Hint 7: I consider all political events as a break between two meals.

WHO AM I?

Is this really difficult?